Babylon Bee, it's time to close up shop. It is now impossible to out-absurd reality.
It's gotten so bad that the writers at the Bee have spoofed the problem. And that was three years ago, and the problem has only gotten worse.
Suddenly Democrats are talking about how senile President Trump is, and remarkably claiming that Trump doesn't have the stamina to do the job they claimed Joe Biden was so amazing at.
Or the "nobody is above the law" party claiming, when Letitia James was caught committing the very same kind of fraud she falsely accused President Trump of committing, that "everybody does it."
Or making the absurd claim that biological men have no physical advantage over female athletes.
Or, perhaps, transgender rabbis endorsing Zohran Mamdani, who is out arguing that the real victims of 9/11 were Muslims like his (entirely invented) aunt who was afraid to ride the subway in a hijab.
"Transgender rabbis for Zohran" should be a Saturday Night Live sketch, but somehow, it's a real part of his political campaign. Prayers up for New York City. https://t.co/2C9cf6UsRz pic.twitter.com/R9pup09pl1
— Christopher F. Rufo ⚔️ (@realchrisrufo) October 27, 2025
Yes, "Transgender Rabbis for Mamdani" is a thing. Perhaps even worse, countless New York Democrats find this sort of appeal attractive, eagerly voting to condemn their city to enduring a socialist mayor whose greatest accomplishment up until now was making forgettable rap videos in which he pretends to be a downtrodden Ugandan with roots in a third-world country that go beyond getting married in a walled compound protected by Special Forces troops.
Guessing he won't be using those government-owned grocery stores he wants to open 🤡 Go ahead NYC, touch the stove.
— Sarah Johnson (@youfoundsarah) July 27, 2025
"Outside the Mamdani house were more than 20 special forces command unit guards in masks, and there was a phone-jamming system set up" pic.twitter.com/WUT1dZ3Wgk
Sure, he was born in Uganda, but he is as Ugandan as Rishi Sunak is Tanzanian.
Mamdani is an upper-class product of a transnationalist culture that reveres identity politics, but "identity" is just another weapon in the arsenal intended to grasp power. But it is a very powerful weapon, because harnessing the power of the tribalism that identity politics creates allows for the aggregation of groups into a coalition that overwhelms the otherwise dominant culture.
Divide and conquer.
Comparing a socialist politician to Jackie Robinson is a profound insult to history and courage. Robinson faced down real hate to prove a man should be judged on merit. The modern left elevates politicians who demand people be judged by their group. This isn't progress, it's…
— Kentucky (@KentuckyKOT) October 28, 2025
Except...to normal people the Queer Rabbi is...Queer. Just as the Queers for Palestine is bizarre. Even Queerer is that they and the Islamists are in the same coalition.
But making sense is not the point. Building a coalition to destroy our culture is the only point. What unites all these disparate groups with opposing viewpoints is a shared commitment to destroy what exists, not just systemically by substituting freedom with Marxism, but even more importantly destroying the cultural roots that have been the moral foundation for the rise of the modern West.
That means, in particular, destroying Judeo-Christian values. "Transgender Rabbis" are a thing because transing Judaism itself--creating a moral and intellectual inversion within a 3000 year-old religion is a powerful victory, just as infiltrating Churches and celebrating the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence furthers the cause.
Sisters Of Perpetual Indulgence Member Arrested For Masturbating In Public https://t.co/XvADBLbhTZ pic.twitter.com/XzvO3dDKOp
— Daily Wire News (@DailyWireNews) September 12, 2023
An entire movement is built around Mamdani and his ilk. It includes rich lesbian actresses overjoyed to Queer New York and Imams who educated the 1993 World Trade Center bombers. Hasan Piker, a Marxist Muslim who rants about killing Capitalists and AWFLs who scream at people in the streets about "kindness."
Anti-capitalist Zohran Mamdani is tight with his buddy Hasan Piker who thinks this about property owners who don’t rent:
— Jean (@queens_parents) September 13, 2025
“Yeah kill them! KiII those motherf*ckrs and muder those motherf*ckrs in the streets…let the streets soak in their red f*ing capitalist bloods” 😳 pic.twitter.com/N8VQ4jIRIl
The left is less driven by an ideological core than a united hatred of America and the West, and that motivation is shared by a broad swathe of the Democratic Party. It empowers them to gleefully lie, because it is virtuous to lie if it furthers the goal of destroying what is.
JB Pritzker: I never called them Nazis
— Kevin Dalton (@TheKevinDalton) September 15, 2025
Also JB Pritzker: OK, so maybe I called Trump Hitler and Republicans nazis on a dozen occasions…pic.twitter.com/28MLpXvaec
A lot of liberals look at this coalition and think, "Gee, isn't it nice that a politician can build such a diverse coalition and unify opposites. We need uniters, not dividers."
But the reality is that the only thing that unites them is a common hatred of YOU. Islamists don't embrace Queers, or Jews, or any of the weirdos that they ally with currently. They expect to kill them once they have power.
All of this is a product of Critical Theory—uniting the "marginalized" in revolt. It is the religion of hate, packaged in the rhetoric of love and unity.
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