“I saw changing consumer habits taking a leak behind a dumpster today.”
The meeting this quote came from is generally considered off the record. On the other hand, I know these guys well enough to know that I can grab a funny quote for my newsletter (as opposed to revealing inbound strategy on various goals).
What is a “changing consumer habit,” you might ask?
McDonald’s is apparently ending self-serve soda service, citing “changing consumer habits.” It’s the newest euphemism on the block. You get the picture. Yet another shackle put upon the peaceful and law abiding because of rampant retail theft.
We’re barely allowed to say the truth anymore. Imagine John McClane in Die Hard doing that scene where he’s forced to walk through Harlem with the “N Word” on a giant lanyard, except it says “changing consumer habits.”
Would anyone have cared?
Somehow, it gets worse.
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